Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Five topics that should be banned from all public discourse

5. Religion

4. Politics

3. Bodily functions

2. Weather

1. Your children/pets

3 comments:

  1. Or maybe from public discourse. But, it's your blog so you do whatever you want. ;)

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  2. Well, at least I can still talk about Twitter.

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  3. Here are five more:

    Abortion

    The middle-east

    The Dow Jones Industrial Average

    UFOs

    The Kennedy Assassination

    I'm 52 years-old. I've been hearing about this crap my entire freaking life. Who the hell cares?

    Unwanted children are a bane upon society: Abort away.

    The middle-east is occupied by religious fanatics who are so stupid, they won't stop living in a goddam desert. Screw 'em.

    The stock market is basically a haven for compulsive gamblers. Yeah, they're screwing things up for the rest of us, but there's nothing we can do, so the hell with it..

    If we're being visited by aliens, show me some concrete proof... or, at least, video that doesn't look like a pie-plate on a string.

    Kennedy's dead. Somebody shot him. Oswald? The Smoking Man? The Comedian? Who cares? He's still dead.

    Can we talk about something, (anything !!!) else?

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