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5. I was busy doing any other thing.
4. I got lost in a three-way with my favorite deadly sins, gluttony and sloth.
3. I could only think up things in groups of four or seven.
2. So much Internet porn, so little time.
1. The same reason I never get anything else done: Too fat to live, too lazy to die.
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